A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough
by carlygnash February 6, 2018

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
