CO Mel

The Evil Writer/Gamefaqs Board Member who has nothing better to do than cause trouble etc.

CO Mel!? Run for your FRICKING LIVES! He'll cameo you to death!

by Mel March 30, 2004

Tortured Mel

Runescape world 71 Legend

There are no close examples to Tortured Mel

by Old School Teacher March 12, 2009

Mel Kompelien

The kind of girl (usually a girl, but sometimes a boy) who is a total tomboy, confident, loves animals and owns like three dogs. Usually has blue house, most Mel's are really Melody, Melanie, or Melissa's who have decided they don't want a cutsie name that means "red rose" or "honey bee".

Mel's are awesome, and Kompelien's are even more awesome, so if you know somebody who has both names be nice to them and get to know them; they'll really help you out in the future when no one else will.

"Oh, look at that new girl!"
"Oh, she's awesome. A total-tomboy, too."
"Ah she must be a Mel."
"Not just any Mel, she's a Mel Kompelien."
"Cool!"

by TexasBabe180 January 2, 2010

Mel Tucker

When you fumble the bag.

Named after the former MSU football coach who lost an $80 million payday by being a predator.

"He pulled a Mel Tucker."

by mjmw822 September 10, 2023

Pulling a Mel

When the owner of the house you're staying at sits down and reads from a list of house rules which are controlling and somewhat odd. Origin: HBO's Flight of the Conchords last episode.

She was definitely Pulling a Mel when she put up the Visiting Hours sign on my door.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

chicken mel

the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk

Heisenberg: chicken mel is shit
Bleddyn: agreed

by crafter97 April 24, 2022

Mel-loco

to totally loose your shit esp. when speaking on a phone to your former significant other. characterized by the sustained inability to speak without screaming as though your genitals were ablaze. Sometimes also characterized by being out of breath and breathing heavily into the phone like a crazed gorilla.

dude #1: did you hear that tape of Mel Gibson and his lady friend?

dude 2: yup. dude sounded fucking nuts, over the edge, like he went mel-loco

by oilcan905 July 14, 2010