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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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Kev

Kev - so very handsome, kind, patient, forgiving and so loving:( He is the most amazing person I have ever met. I am so grateful and thankful for meeting him! He’s so talented, smart, funny, hardworking and got them gains🤑 Without Kev I’d be so lost and my life wouldn’t be perfect. He helped me become an amazing person and we’ve grown together and separately. I love Kev and I want to marry him someday; I LOVE YOUU
girl: my boyfriend is so caring and everything theres so much to him that i love about him :((
boy: lemme guess, kev?
girl: OMG YES 😫😫
by albbk April 13, 2025
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kev

kev is a wholesome person if u see this ily<3 it also means fag*ot and a dim*it. Love ya
Tyan : can you send me a nicki manaj picture?

Kev: no

Tyan is sad because kev didn’t give him nicki manaj pics
by Tyanlovesme May 4, 2021
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Kev

Kev Is the drippiest nigga alive. he always pullin hella bitches but then dips. He Part of the curly gang and he is black
by juice-wrld999 December 16, 2019
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Kev

An extremely gay and horny individual who enjoys humping random strangers
You're so kev
by JengaRale May 3, 2024
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Kev

“He’s such a nonce! I bet his names Kev!”
by Stevodevo December 15, 2019
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cheers kev

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"
Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev
by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016
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