Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

food

the actual love of my life frfr like y'all don't even understand. better than a relationship and friendship. food got yo back since day 1 sis.

me; food i love u
food;

by sup brudda August 6, 2019

Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

Food

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

by ms4lifez April 21, 2017

Food

A substance that everyone needs.

(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain

by Lisa4576 September 17, 2017

Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

food

worthless, unnecessary, useless, and unneeded to live.

Hey nick want some food

No food is unnecessary

by Donnioe September 1, 2021