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bible thumper

two definitions:

1) Someone who is extremely evangelical in their religious belief. Many of them believe that their denomination is the one true denomination, and all others are wrong or evil. They try to make you feel like your life is a waste and use scriptures that have nothing to do with what they're saying to "explain" themselves.

2) Someone who screws with a very religious person.
Dude 1: "dude, freaking bible thumpers don't know what they're talking about!"

Dude 2: "dude, you are a bible thumper! Didn't you get with that devout christian girl?
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Bible-Thumping

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds
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Bible Thumper

a christian male or female whos view of right and wrong is completely out of wack.believes that every single thing in the bible is a law to be followed or you go to hell.(im christian, but these biblethumpers are just psycotic)
i bet a bible thumper would read that part of the bile that says you can enslave your family and would do it.

bible thumper:you cant watch south park!its against christianity!!your going to hell!
me:dude, where does it say in the bible i cant watch a tv show?
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to play your 12" or bigger at peak volume so that your eardrums are about to explode,to make sure that everyone around you can hear you even from a block away especially those chicken heads.
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Means "be quiet, be comforted. Originally from South africa and used as unisex name.

Shortened to Thuli or lani.
that girl is being thulani
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“I ated the thulium”
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