minor threat

The best punk band in the world they rockk!!!

In my eyes is the best song you'll ever hear...

by minor_threat_rawk July 31, 2003

throttle-pop

the by-product of vigorous physical acrobatic sex causing the persons limbs to pop out of socket during climax.

man did I ever give her a throttle-pop, I will need to take her to emergency room and get her leg put back in the socket.

what was that sound... oh it was just my hips displacing... you throttle-popped me good.

by CHAOSincarnat December 19, 2012

threat level 1,000

When someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. Especially by posting a lot of pictures on Facebook together. Usually doesn't end well.

Friend-"Man who's is that girl, she's so hot"
Me- "I don't know, but she's all over his Facebook wall. She's a threat level 1,000!!"

by jjjjjj1221 February 11, 2015

Threetard

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.

I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!

by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threat

A collective term for a group of men.

Mike stood among a threat of men outside the club. Janice wanted to talk to Mike but her friends didn't want to engage with the whole threat so she just texted Mike that she'd hit him up later.

by J-Wolf-M April 22, 2023

Non-Threatening Gay Friend

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.

"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."

by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008

Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.

Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.

by Facecake July 30, 2009