Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009

squish

-to have sexual intercourse with; to fuck
-more effective when used sexually, but can be used for emphasis

We squished last night!
I squished him so hard that he pooped his pants.
Squish you!
Shut the squish

by privacykingdoms June 30, 2015

Twiggle-Squish

When one is not able to say "I love you" due to circumstances or is mad at their signifigant other, the word Twiggle-squish is the appropriate interjection.

"Shut up! Twiggle-squish."

When around strangers...: "Twiggle-squish."
Around parents or children: "Twiggle-Squish"

by Lily July 6, 2004

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

Squish name

A pet name or nickname

"I'm going to call you Haz, as a squish name."

by JeffersonandMadison August 25, 2016

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

squish and roll

creepy movie preachers that cary a gun and are all edgy and has sex with all the female congregation meaning losing your virginity

she is going to lose her virginity if they are doing the ole squish and roll

by da_rat_skayler September 23, 2019