A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
Get the Shoemuffle Platypusmug. 
by TheGoat0630 December 22, 2018
Get the Platypusmug. Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
Get the Platypusmug. 1: You know that guy Kevin from work?
2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?
1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?
1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?
1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?
1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024
Get the Platypusmug. Parry the Platypus/Parry is a blue platypus named Parry shown in the Disney Channel series "Phineas and Ferb". He is a secret detective that sneaks away from his owner, Phineas, every episode and tries to stop the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with a new invention every episode. In every episode he is caught by Doofenshmirtz but then escapes by the end of the episode, and ruins Doofenshmirtz's evil plan.
by Shalalaska Oricallum Kenigalis October 6, 2020
Get the Parry The Platypusmug.