Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

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Get the Perkingmug.

Perk Star

Someone who lies about everything and anything on occasion no matter what it is

That Nigga a perk star bout that.

by Splaaashy March 5, 2017

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Get the Perk Starmug.

popped a perk

on drugs

yo, last night i popped a perk and i can still feel it

(white ppl shit)

by black spider monkey May 30, 2023

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Get the popped a perkmug.

WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.

(FENT) ROSA PERKS
I BURIED MY NEIGHBORS DOG LAST NIGHT IT WAS FUN!

by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025

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Get the (FENT) ROSA PERKSmug.

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

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