cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

dodge knocker

noun (doj noker)
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person

Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.

That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,

or,

Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.

by Aeros2 May 24, 2012

Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

by arbnmedic April 9, 2010

mommy knockers

The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009