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kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
by feegina December 11, 2010
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kev

kev is a wholesome person if u see this ily<3 it also means fag*ot and a dim*it. Love ya
Tyan : can you send me a nicki manaj picture?

Kev: no

Tyan is sad because kev didn’t give him nicki manaj pics
by Tyanlovesme May 4, 2021
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kev

kev was the best thing australia has ever had. kev was a little insecure but he has a big heart and he was good at saying sorry. Kev is a ledge.
person one: who is australias best citizen?
person two: kev
by maddstinator69 August 26, 2018
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KEV

Someone who is awesome at life. Someone who is full of courage. Someone who is caring. Someone who listens to truth. Someone who thinks his own country is full of a bunch of morons who cause their own suffering. Someone who is devastatingly handsome. Someone who is a leader. Someone who is gifted as an athlete. Someone who is proud. Someone who wants change in the world. Someone who will fight for what is worth fighting for.
by kev kevo July 30, 2019
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kev kev

Kev kev is so yummy!
by hghgfhgh February 22, 2024
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Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"
by Sirsavage December 26, 2016
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Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth
Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye
by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020
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