Un decisive swine

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever

Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb

by Busterrox February 19, 2018

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

Impulse decisions

Me

Fuck: you made a choice without thinkin now you regret it. Impulse decisions

by NunbutTruth January 26, 2022

buisness decision

when you see yourself in a bad situation and decide to abruptly get out of it usually in a humorous manner, Primarily used in sports terminology

He made the buisness decision to not catch the ball and get pummeled

by Ramen_808_ December 2, 2024

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

Decision Making Dress

Any clothing that makes you feel confident enough to make big decisions

Sally: I’m unsure if I should stay with Mark or not
Rebecca: Wear your decision making dress to lunch and everything will become clear

by USA-Today December 20, 2019

Decision

An irreversible allocation of resources

CEO on phone to Management Scientist "Hello my favourite data scientist". Management Scientist (MS): "Mr CEO, I'm not a data scientist, that's a pejorative term - I'm a management scientist". CEO: "OK, what can I help you with?". MS, "Well, that decision you have before the board, I just want to let you know that not making a decision is still a decision". CEO: "How so?" MS: "If you decide not to allocate resources to the decision before the opportunity to do so passes, then it will be irreversible, and you may not have the opportunity to do so later". CEO: "Oh crap".

by CompSciFutures February 26, 2023