Decision

An irreversible allocation of resources

CEO on phone to Management Scientist "Hello my favourite data scientist". Management Scientist (MS): "Mr CEO, I'm not a data scientist, that's a pejorative term - I'm a management scientist". CEO: "OK, what can I help you with?". MS, "Well, that decision you have before the board, I just want to let you know that not making a decision is still a decision". CEO: "How so?" MS: "If you decide not to allocate resources to the decision before the opportunity to do so passes, then it will be irreversible, and you may not have the opportunity to do so later". CEO: "Oh crap".

by CompSciFutures February 27, 2023

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The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.

Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."

by Hym Iam July 04, 2024

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