Belgium

A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.

TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.

ex: "Belgium is a country not a city, dumbfuck Trump."

by HavokRaven August 10, 2017

Belgiumed

when a smaller nation is forcibly annexed into a larger nation, usually via military force.

Denmark got Belgiumed into Germany during World War 2

by DAMEN CARMEN March 5, 2023

Belgium Tip

Another way of tipping your waitress. Instead of giving her money you puke as an alternative payment.

Nico didn’t have any money so he gave the waitress a Belgium tip instead to show his appreciation of her service.

by AWO Course 2017 November 16, 2017

BELGIUM BUBBLER

When you fuck someone in the arse and cum inside their asshole and wait until the cum bubbles out so you can eat it.

Oh my god dude, Stacy’s so fucking hot that I’d let her give me a Belgium bubbler.

by Skin daddy August 29, 2019

Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021

Belgium Tower

Similar to a Dutch Oven and a Belgium Chimney, however, the act is performed during intercourse while farting and your partner is on top followed by pulling blankets over both.

I ate chicken vindaloo before my last hook-up and totally gave that broad a Belgium Tower!

by PT40 March 8, 2023

Belgium

Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus

It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War

It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries

There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government

They hold a world record of 541 days with no government

American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!

French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh

by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021