Belgium

A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.

TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.

ex: "Belgium is a country not a city, dumbfuck Trump."

by HavokRaven August 10, 2017

Belgiumed

when a smaller nation is forcibly annexed into a larger nation, usually via military force.

Denmark got Belgiumed into Germany during World War 2

by DAMEN CARMEN March 5, 2023

belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

Belgium

Belgium is a country in Europe between France and Germany. Belgium is known to be a country with a lot of stereotypes such as "Belgium only makes French Fries and mussels." or "Belgium isn't real." As this definition is written, the current prime minister is Alexander De Croo. The king of the country is Philippe 1st from Belgium, but soon enough, his daughter Elizabeth will become Queen Elizabeth 1st from Belgium.

Belgium is known to have some food specialities such as Belgian chocolate, French fries, mussels, waffles, and Abbey beer.

Person 1: I went to Brussels this week.

Person 2: Where's Brussels.

Person 1: In Belgium.

by SlammerGaming0 November 12, 2023

belgium pancake

Your ass is so fat that you got to use panorama to get the whole thing in a photo

Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute

by Flaming jay March 9, 2015

Belgium Tower

Similar to a Dutch Oven and a Belgium Chimney, however, the act is performed during intercourse while farting and your partner is on top followed by pulling blankets over both.

I ate chicken vindaloo before my last hook-up and totally gave that broad a Belgium Tower!

by PT40 March 8, 2023

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024