aids

Anally Injected Death Sentence...get this disease and your all but dead. Most common in the homosexual male community but as the world becomes more populated with bisexual men who enjoy rumpy pumpy with both sexes, the disease spreads to women. From here anyone can catch it because most women on this earth are skank and will get pricked by anyone. Eventually a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy will get it and it will spread like shit everywhere. The best way of preventing yourself from getting this is by keeping your helmet on your soldier if you are a bloke, insisting your boyfriend refrains from putting his schlong/schlort (whatever the case may be) anywhere else other than between your cuntflaps if you are a woman, or prevention from any intercourse, especially anal, with a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy.
"John hired a rent boy the other night"

"Ha, i bet the batty boy's got aids now"
by Josh_Guern May 29, 2006
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Anally Injected Death Sentence

Someone who has bent over and taken a rode of doom from behind. The rod of doom then shoots toxins into the anal cavity of the victim which then transforms the person into a zombie-like creature which, instead of wanting to devour flesh, wants to infect more people with the virus.
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by PapaKShizzle September 29, 2010
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a word to describe something which is not up to satisfactory level
man 1: i just bought this new universal remote from a carboot sale

man 2: does it work?

man 1: no its a big steaming pile of aids is what it is
by cameron jamieson November 29, 2006
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by Solmy June 17, 2009
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The cold hearted bastard that took the life of Freddie Mercury
by Illuminados March 06, 2011
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AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that can be passed on from a man to a woman or from man to man. It is a disease that kills your white blood cells. Therefore your immune system is stopped and you cannot get better from any other illnesses e.g. flu. (also known as influenza).
AIDS can also be passed on from things like needles e.g. unclean needles used from one person to another in tatoos. It can even be passed on from breastfeeding.
stacey: did you hear about Lotty?

Mel: what?
stacey: she got AIDS!
Mel: how?
stacey: she had sex with brad who has aids
mel: how did brad get it?
stacey: When he got breast fed by his mother
mel: how did his mom get it?
stacey: she got a dirty tatoo needle
by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009
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The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy?
Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right?
Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence
Guy two: roflmfao
by Roebotic December 16, 2010
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