Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016

Tony The Tiger

When one man puts sugar on his balls and dick and has his cat lick it off. it is an official Tony The Tiger when the cat can fit the whole 2 inch dick in its mouth. Sam Cole is a prime example.

Sam Cole loves to get Tony The Tigers on Friday nights with his trusty companion, Mittens the cat

by blackpeopleblow March 9, 2009

Tongue Punching The Dirt Star

Sticking your tongue in your partner's asshole

We were naked and I decided to start tongue punching the dirt star.

by SleezyE November 10, 2010

Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

by court the dort August 24, 2009

Tony the Tiger

a nickname for someone who flakes a lot; nickname for someone who ditches others often.

Hey Justin, wasn't Chris suppose to meet up with us at 8?
Yea, he's gone Tony the Tiger on us

by Grkdude25 August 4, 2010

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019