Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.
Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:
1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:
(Taken from an article about "emo girls")
-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-
These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.
2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.
These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.
3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.
These people lack knowledge about redaction.
Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:
1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:
(Taken from an article about "emo girls")
-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-
These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.
2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.
These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.
3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.
These people lack knowledge about redaction.
by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017
Get the urban dictionary readersmug. Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
by Boston Beast November 9, 2024
Get the The Readermug. by reader#6666 April 24, 2022
Get the reader#6666mug. When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025
Get the Diddy’s Card Readermug. by elisssss May 3, 2022
Get the reader#6666mug. by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023
Get the Terms of Service readermug. A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.
Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
Get the Wiki Readermug.