hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.

My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

by Caretaker55 June 04, 2010

swap paint

Collide with another car /vehicle
Commonly used in racing

That guy is nuts ,be careful , he'll swap paint if he has to

by The heat March 25, 2017

Puppy paint

Originally from the Famous Youtuber Moriah Elizebeth. it was actually originated from “Puffy Paint” but her viewers pointed out it sounded like “Puppy Paint”, then it became a word on her channel.

She’s using some Puppy Paint.

by Chicken nuggets Moriah August 07, 2020

painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

by triebkore February 08, 2012

Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

by BethandAmber December 31, 2015

shaft paint

Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio

Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!

by 1974raidersonja September 15, 2018