This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.
"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."
by CockSucker9002 December 2, 2018
Get the Paulmug. by Crichtonsaurus November 9, 2018
Get the Paulmug. 
either old and sad. Or young and sad. Very sad. He's nice, big ass feet. Sensitive but sweet. He's fucking hulk lmao. Either way he's sad. and he likes to buy people food, but sometimes he gets greedy and keeps it all for himself. honestly like fuck off but still owowo
Paul! Can i have a jolly rancher????????????
by Defenitions hahhaha February 27, 2020
Get the paulmug. Paul likes salt. NaCl. He is the king of salt. Some say he is salt.
Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.
Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.
by Jujununu September 11, 2019
Get the Paulmug. by Nogay May 21, 2019
Get the Paulmug. by Chickenyourmomgay123 January 24, 2019
Get the Paulmug.