African Nation

1. The value given to items with approximate cost of $500. Normally asking too much for what it is worth.

2. Another way to describe being ripped off.

Johnny: "Whoa that bitch wanted $500 for the works!"

Peter: "Shit thats about the price of an African Nation!"

by Timmmmmeh March 30, 2010

Penetration Nation

When a zebra gets an erection from looking at dwarven gay child porn, then that zebra breaks the pelvis of a baby blob fish.

The Zebra at the zoo was doing a Penetration Nation

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 25, 2022

National Detrumpification

The huge task that America now must take on in order to truly face and extrude what underlies the deeply invasive cancer of racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia the trumpmachine so efficiently fueled.

Let National Detrumpification begin!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2020

National Shampionship

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.

Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.

by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

NRI Nationalism

NRI (Non-Resident Indian) Nationalism is defined as expressing "love" for your country, India, while residing abroad by investing in transnational mining corporations based in India and supporting a govt that facilitates clearing of forests and incarcerating dissenters.

Akshay Kumar's nationalism is quite the typical example of NRI Nationalism despite he not having Indian citizenship.

by Class struggle memes June 8, 2019

Kaleb Nation

Blogger-turned-author Kaleb Nation is creator both Twilightguy.com and the "Bran Hambric" series. Nation, 21, has been writing for many years and hopes to have many novels in his Bran Hambric series, which he began writing at 14.
Currently living in California, Nation works to keep his fans connected through his still regular blog updates, his twitter feed, and his facebook fan page.

Fan testimonial:
"Kaleb Nation's books really entertain me. His blog posts are always funny and he is really cute."
Katia, NC

by I_write_words September 23, 2009

Grand National

Though rarely thought of in modern racing times, the Buick Grand National was produced from the years ('82-'87). Most notably the black grandma cars that're quiet as hell and yet spank a foxbody mustang by 15 car lengths, leaving the ford driver angry and confused. this is due to the 231 cu. in turbocharged V6 found in many of them, producing around 260 hp and 350 ft. lbs of torque....stock. with an upgraded turbo size and boost controller, they can make over 500 hp with the turn of a dial. unfortunately, Buick grew a vagina and made them actual grandma cars after '87.

person 1: dude i just made that z28 my bitch man, i almost feel bad for him.

passenger in Grand National: yeah you had to have 20 lbs of boost, didn't you? you're gonna blow a piston er something. but that was fuckin amazing

driver of camaro: damn...

by richard james, bitch March 13, 2009