Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018

Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive

"ew look at him with his muffler beard"

by oh.my. February 5, 2010

guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round

Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on

by The Guffers August 14, 2011

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014