crystal and mj

THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP

" crystal and mj " EW CRYSTAL AND MJ ARE DISGUSTING ASF

by sophiraaa November 12, 2023

Mj

An absolute weirdo, they are very concerning and seem as if they need a lot of help, they try and act like they’re super cool but realistically they would sit and watch hello Kitty with you, they threaten your plushies. He is very sensitive when drunk and is a baby inside. Will ask you if you’re okay when you get scared watching a movie. He’s kinda nice ig but is also a rat.(also attractive even if they say no)

Mj you have 3 inches.

by beepboopcowgirl January 25, 2023

Mj

If you know Mj don't get on his bad side cs he will snap tf off he can be nice and played back but once you push his limit it's like he's a demon. So don't get on the bad side of Mj and he don't play bout his family

Oh there go Mj he cool but don't get on his bad side

by Yvvng_.mj November 22, 2021

MJS

an initial for the most annoying person on the planet. they can not ever stop talking and it sounds like nails on a chalk board. has a shrimp dick and a rotten soul. can barely speak english and is the least romantic person i’ve ever met. dating him is like dating the devil. even worse.

MJS??! run the other way!!

by sdpeff November 18, 2022

Mj Sparks

Mj Sparks is a very interesting individual. She’s very attractive and has great style. She has very good music taste. She’s very underrated and most just believe the rumors that are told about her before actually getting to know her. She is kind to everyone but cares most for her friends. She has the most irreplaceable love for her friends. She’s very funny and very nice to hangout with. She’s been through some pretty traumatic things but still is a very good person. She has the most infectious smile. She has porn star tits and the hottest body but there’s more to her than just that. She says af and lovely a lot and she care about people.

Oh my god did you see Mj Sparks today she’s so pretty

by BIG BRAIN BOZO November 24, 2021

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.

That boy on instagram @platboiii is a perfect example of an “Mj”.

by Mystery? November 21, 2021