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midwest cowboy

man , that Midwest Cowboy definitely gave me a pink sock last night.
by wooollas September 4, 2021
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Midwest Nerfer

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking
Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9
by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011
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Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome
Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike
by wendytorrance October 18, 2019
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Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.
Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Midwest Bounce

Occurs when a volleyball player swings at a ball low seam directly into the block. The ball will generally go straight down on his own side of the court, bouncing with such force and velocity that it breaks the plane of the volleyball net at its maximum height.
George Smith had a highlight Midwest bounce last night, stopping John Keena from winning the match on the final swing in set 5.
by FrogJumpVball March 30, 2021
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midwest medium

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.
by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018
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United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.
Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?
by sealandic based man November 12, 2022
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