Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.

"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"

by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023

Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024

Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

I's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024

Midwest Bounce

Occurs when a volleyball player swings at a ball low seam directly into the block. The ball will generally go straight down on his own side of the court, bouncing with such force and velocity that it breaks the plane of the volleyball net at its maximum height.

George Smith had a highlight Midwest bounce last night, stopping John Keena from winning the match on the final swing in set 5.

by FrogJumpVball March 30, 2021

Midwest RipRyder

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.

" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"

by kasper the friendly ghost November 20, 2009

Midwest Princess

A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.

Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.

by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022