Jordan

Typically a boy who has blue eyes and a massive penis. If you are dating a Jordan, you are lucky. He will love and care for you until the end of days. He is smooth and funny but knows when its time to get down to business.
Jordan almost broke me last night with his throbbing dick!
by idek808 October 02, 2017
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Jordan is a guy that is sweet and kind and caring. He has a bit of a temper at times.. But overall he's a best friend and is always there. He's funny and is sure to make you laugh and cheer you up. He's a bit of a clutz. Kinda maybe is cute Xp. He loves the fandom he's in. He's been through a lot that he should've never gone through and has an unneeded low self esteem. He's a guy that's gonna accomplish great things someday and can do anything he sets his mind to.
by Shhhhhbleh June 27, 2013
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Somebody who often has a deep obsession with feet, often male feet especially when they are sweaty.
Yo Jordan stop staring at their feet.
by Joker 87654321 December 14, 2016
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Creative, artistic, and random. Generally known to avoid crowds, and is not the nicest person alive. This can be either a male, or female. But is best fit for a brunette female with hazel eyes and pale skin. She might be a writer, and tends to doodle on her assignments instead of pay attention. She loves music and can be very independent, because she doesn't like being social.

Named after the Jordan River.
Jordan creative artistic random independent name river
by Cass, J May 05, 2010
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Jordan is a friendly guy he is quite popular with the ladies and can be quite a rebel when with his friends. in actual fact he has a massive penis and attracts beautiful women and is attracted to large plastic draws.
hey jordan, theres a chest of draws over here

omg keep hold of them for me im comeing to get them!
by Haaah ;D October 15, 2009
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Someone who will always have sex
Oh Jordan
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The prettiest girl you know. She lights up any room she walks into. Always finds a way to make you smile. She is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment. Even though she acts like a five year old. She always tries her best even when things get rough and never forgets about her friends when they need her. She often gets tired because she spends all day doing her best for the people around her. She often doesn’t realize how amazing she is because she doesn’t spend enough time thinking about herself. She is the most lovable person you’ll ever meet, especially because she looks like a koala. She is very caring and sweet but is also very strong and independent when you need her to be. She is very unlikely to come by so if you ever find one do not take it lightly. It is almost impossible to miss her, she will stand out in any crowd, truly one in a million. The perfect girl.
I can’t believe how lucky I am to have my jordan.

I wish I had someone like jordan.
by Mart93 November 19, 2018
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