John cena

Everyone who says John cena deserves to be DEaD

KILL JOHN CENA LOVERS

by Zentanium January 21, 2018

John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".

Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years

by Maxdout May 28, 2021

John Cena

The most legit BTS stanner.

(besides me lol)

Jimin: John Cena, are you ARMY?
John Cena: 나는 아미

by UDGoddess January 11, 2019

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.

John Cena is a person's name.

by VU1218 September 18, 2016