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The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!
by Dump truck January 2, 2017
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Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.
She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.
by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020
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Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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The Illusive Stevens

Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!
TheIllusiveStevens ImfamousC mondaymadness Gowarn Slut Coldbox Rite Buh InfamousS Illusive The Illusive Stevens
by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017
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In The Illusion

A subtle way of telling your friends and family that you are/were high .
"I'm sorry I'm late. I was In The Illusion."
"I just did a couple hits and I'm feeling In The Illusion right now..."
by Blorbus221 October 25, 2025
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obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008
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