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Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.
Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”
by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020
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frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.
i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!
by foxx red February 24, 2015
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Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.
Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀
by Zeb244 February 5, 2023
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graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII
Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out
by Black lives matter July 7, 2019
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graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with
Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery
by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 4, 2022
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The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.
Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro
by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019
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