Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

The Graveler

The act of masturbating with a handfull of gravel. whilst some people might find this painfull others find the pain rather pleasurable.

*guy 1* Dude I tried The Graveler last night
*guy 2* holy crap man did that shit not hurt?
*guy 1* yeah but i liked it!

by wild Snorlax November 27, 2011

Gravel

Alec

Alec is gravel.

by Melp3113 December 20, 2016

Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

-Operator

Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 19, 2021

Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.

Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.

by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021

Gravel ravel

Crackheads language

Gravel ravel gravel ravel

by Lord Nelson May 16, 2023

Gravel pit

A non conventional outside location where people (Mostly men) go to urinate. Generally its used when time is limited.

Christian is in the head and I have a meeting in 2 min, wheres the gravel pit?

by axesandanchors November 3, 2022