Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

Desk Cheat

Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.

Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...

by Yooshee August 20, 2020

slam desks

Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.

'Hey, Come over so we can slam desks' He suggested.

by saugen June 5, 2018

Desk Head

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.

Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.

by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

Desk Bambi

A derogatory term used to describe a colleague who holds an innocent façade, but is in reality promiscuous, particularly around the work place

I didn't realise she was such a desk bambi!

by double denim August 20, 2010

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!

by LuisPF August 31, 2018