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Crud

Another word for “weed
Tommy: Aye JR do you have any CRUD left from last night ?

JR: Yea man, I got you.
by OG Wolfy October 5, 2017
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Crud

Crud means weed in HAZEL PARK Michigan don't go there tho beware you will get shot don't claim juggstar u will die if u wanna pull up then go head 404 E meyers juggstar
Aye lemme get sum crud but keep it on the low low
by Juggstar. Jr May 31, 2018
mugGet the Crudmug.

Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
mugGet the Crud Fingersmug.

Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."
Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!
by uhh94 November 14, 2019
mugGet the crud diddlymug.

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