The Jolly Burton

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity

RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.

by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017

Flag

Get the The Jolly Burton mug.

barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Flag

Get the barney burton mug.

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Flag

Get the Barney Burton mug.

danny burton

Drift drift drift

Pull a Danny Burton around this curve and drift

by The profit March 15, 2017

Flag

Get the danny burton mug.

jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018

Flag

Get the jacob burton mug.

Mega fat ass with a over 20 fat rolls and has more chins than a hippo. The most annoying person you will ever meet and acts like he is the coolest person in the world but actually can't do anything without a parent or guardians permission.

Wow! There's fake ass Connor Burton!

by boi boi boooii 123 January 22, 2020

Flag