Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 14, 2009

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

by legoduplo82 August 02, 2024

Kosher

Correct

Schoolman:2+2

Student: 4

Schoolman: You are kosher. Now let's study a little more.

by Cookieslice May 11, 2021

Kosher

Legit
Approved
"Legally ok"

Gonna have to take a look at that to make sure it's kosher

Can I cut that close to the fence? Is that kosher??

by RudyTheNinja October 02, 2022

kosher

it means blessed by a rabbi.

Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.

by tpn1 June 05, 2020

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017