thanksgiving beard 

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

thanksgiving beard by drbollocks November 30, 2009

Thanksgiving elbow 

The fat roll that hangs down past the elbow.

"Naw man, we ain't eatin there she ain't got that Thanksgiving Elbow. You can tell she can't cook."

Thanksgiving elbow by Olekarlthesparkey May 3, 2018

thanksgiving music 

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

thanksgiving music by kashootmyself November 4, 2018

Thanksgiving belly 

Full of food turkey or pie

''You have a big thanksgiving belly.''

Thanksgiving belly by MAN CLAN October 31, 2019

thanksgiving thot 

When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.

Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.

thanksgiving thot by Tony Stark Whatsup November 12, 2019

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

thanksgiving dump by kqm May 9, 2022

Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American

We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking

Thanksgiving Spit Roast by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023