Testical Nestical

When a guy puts his balls ontop on someone's hair, resembling a "birds nest"

BRO some homeless guy with TONS of Dick Cheese gave me a Testical Nestical

by Iphone_maker March 10, 2022

TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of cracking a man's testicles open like an egg, and then cooking the insides into a dish. Then said dish will be served to the testicle owner.

Josh, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLSS?!??!?!?"
Jamal, "I don't know, but here is some ancient eggs for you."
Josh, "Thanks"
Jamal, "TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton"

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 18, 2023

texticology

texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.

After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.

by PiXi3.P January 14, 2024

testical

(slang) Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
Please note that testical and testicle/s is/are not the same thing

Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.

by HammyShoe July 6, 2024

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"

That bob is a knowledgeable testical

by the next name maker February 5, 2010

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016