Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.

Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.

by B-Rad 2012 August 15, 2018

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021

Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week

It’s tequila Tuesday Baby!

by Thatitbook March 1, 2022

Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

I'll have another Tequila Slammer please

by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008

Tequila Popper

Tequila (Tijuana) Poppers are when they blow a whistle in your ear, and pour tequilla down your throat, putting thier hand over your mouth and shaking your head back and forth until it goes down.

When I went down to Tijuana for the weekend my friends ordered me a Tequila Popper. After that I couldn't piss straight for a month.

by MgRd May 31, 2004

Tequila Sunrise

A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.

Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!

by worldoflard May 1, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.

Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.

by Tris Chorres June 16, 2010