Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.

"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Teapot Fun

Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.

Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020