Tau

Someone ineffably stupid

Definitions:
1. An insult to one’s stupidity and/or ugliness.
2. A measurement unit of stupidity
3. Something to call someone in order to dehumanize them.

“Bro quit acting like Tau”
“You sound like Tau right now”
“Are you Tau?”
“You got that Tau brain”

by coolestguy456 July 13, 2024

Tau male

A male of the Tau species.

Commander Farsight is a Tau male.

by Poster-imposter January 26, 2024

Tau

Det virka jævla bra

Tau, det virka jævla bra

by vsop89 November 7, 2020

tau

The surface-area-unit.
The unit of surface area that is the surface area itself.

Since the tau of reality is one; there is only one tau; and reality is meta-real.

by zanderfin November 24, 2019

Tau

A hypothetical Covid variant of interest detected in Brazil. It’s showing unusual success at infecting vaccinated people and evading diagnostic testing. So far, cases remain rare in the US

Tau may be the worst Covid variant yet

by Fortnite1500 November 20, 2021

TAU

This Aint Us. When one is faced with a negative situation or choice or wants to say no to a bad offer.

Hey you wanna go to the Taylor Swift concert tomorrow?
Tau! You outta your mind?

by BOIYF April 4, 2025

Theta Tau

An engineering frat who likes the pretend they are better than everyone else. They couldn't get into real frats. They also act as though they are better than real frats. No frat associates with them. Usually the butt of a joke. The people in it also have never had sex, so they often touch each other.

Guy1: do you know someone in theta tau
Guy2: yeah they are a cuck

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024