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Tard-on

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
by Jason's shoes hurt! June 8, 2010
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tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who
Alright, don't get a tard-on
by senor g-string December 1, 2010
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Tarded

Its what someone is when they call someone else Retarded. A way to reiterate what they consider themselves but pass the blame off onto someone else. You can't have a replay without it first being played.(no pun intended rerun). Nothing can be explained to someone else without it first being understood by yourself.
Tarded Trained Retrained
by cheyennewilson32 July 5, 2012
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Tarded

A slightly derrogitory term for the use of the adjective 'retarded' meaning stupid, amusingly dumb, or almost never the real definition; mentally challenged. The word is only offesive to those without a sense of humor or if actually used offensively.
E.G. "Dude, that guy is 'tarded; he smashed up Chris' ride!
by ChloatopA/B February 20, 2007
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'tard

A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.
I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!
by Mike H June 30, 2003
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are-tard

someone that uses made up words (such as r-tard) and spells them incorrectly (such as are-tard) and makes that person sound stupid (or a retard)
I am not an are-tard!
by brookem October 29, 2007
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Tard

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford
-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..
by skwirly88 May 27, 2011
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