Moustachiod T-Rex

Someone that loves rape. Like Moustachiod T-Rex on reddit.

I'm Moustachiod T-Rex'in about those cute young boys.

by Moustachiod T-Rex October 23, 2011

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool June 29, 2010

T-Rex Syndrome

People who have got hands and arms. But are to rich to try do something basic ( Like wiping their own ass ) on their own.
like T-rex that can't use their arms.

Here phone my service provider....
Why?
I can't pick up my phone... I am to lazy... ( can't use his effin T-rex arms.) He has got T-Rex Syndrome

by Dark_seth July 13, 2010

T-rex tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015

T-Rex Self Pic

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

by Mr. BlG May 28, 2012

talkin bout t-rex

Said when a conversation has drifted beyond the original topic or comprehension all together.

Friend1: "I enjoyed the movie, it had cool effects and stuff"

Friend2: "Dude, please teach me how to play popcorn on the keyboard"

Friend1: "Dude wtf, I'm talkin bout t-rex here"

by ZT November 11, 2005

Doylum T-rex

When you're fucking bare muff and you're so pleasures that you become a paraplegic, cannot control your body so your arms make you look like a T-rex.

I was a doylum T-rex last night, it was good!

by Jarmanjarman July 17, 2018