Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.
by BigBen9519 January 26, 2017
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Dry Stroking

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.
1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!


by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009
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Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)
Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.
by Numba 1 Meskin April 05, 2011
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Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around
by ze original squids November 25, 2019
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Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.
Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.
by EARTH/RABBIT March 04, 2011
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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.
Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?
by mcspiff January 27, 2011
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