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Charleston Steamer

After having sex and your partner goes to sleep, you take a poop on their torso. Then, you leave. Setting flame to the poop is optional.
I waited for Kate to pass out, then I left her with a fresh Charleston Steamer.
by STL2008 January 11, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 18, 2005
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Steamer

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.
by Mr. lost in America February 5, 2009
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Strafer

Dude 1: YO! That dude was a straight up STRAFER
Dude 2: You right!
by TazzGames December 27, 2017
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Starmer

A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when it’s time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.
I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.
by Y Gwir May 9, 2021
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Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023
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crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
by ktrane77 August 21, 2008
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