asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017

Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.

Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!

by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

Gay Standoff

When 2 guys make dead eye contact while jerking off to each other, whoever cums first loses

Hey bro wanna have a gay standoff?

by Reed07 March 6, 2023

Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff

Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.

by RatBoy May 28, 2018

Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.

While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.

by Palomino1 February 27, 2020

Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.

Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022