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squipped furry

I love that Squipped furry” -Michael Mell
by OwO addisons a furry June 29, 2019
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squickrotica

Erotica that is written largely for the purpose of grossing out the audience (also known as "squicking.")
Did you read the latest squickrotica? "She climaxed, and her mewls of pleasure that echoed through the grill of the Burger King fast food restaurant made him lose his creamy load inside of her. His sperms splattered against her cervix like a mostly-empty mayonnaise jar squirting its last contents in-between air bubbles."
by twws October 20, 2012
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Space squid

Dude that shows up to the bar tripping on drugs but is moving with great rythem to the beat
Drake came on and three space squids started killing it
by Gonz989 April 25, 2017
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squid

An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
by bomb biscuit April 18, 2004
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squid sauce

pussy juice from an unwashed or otherwise "nasty vag" salty and smelly
after I fucked her the whole room smelt like squid sauce
by chode golf November 4, 2011
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squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.
I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!
by yap2 September 22, 2015
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Heathy Squid

pron. heeth-ey, skwid-
A bottom dwelling creature known commonly to the Yamba region.

To this date there has been sightings to only one specimen of this species. Many argue that it is the sub-speices or offspring of a Squid and a grub.
First sighted in 1992 this creature has been reported to make life on land, yet stay very inactive during daylight hours. During the night it has most commonly been seen in attempts at faunicating with other species whilst indulging on fermented fruits.

Scientific studies resulted in noticing highly social behaviours with another endangered bottom dwelling crustacean, the Jamoshell Clam. Whilst in company of each other the two would often take part in courtship and the caressing one another.
Sightings of the Heathy Squid have been less prominent in recent months. Yet there have been claims that the creature has migrated north to warmer climates for breeding. Leaving the Jamoshell Clam in a state of confusion and paranoia. Jamoshell sightings have now been less regular suggesting the creature has gone back down to the depths for hibernation.
"I saw the Jamoshell and Heathy Squid thing the other night, it was disgusting"
by esta_ August 21, 2014
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