Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
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The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.
The remains of the squid is considered a delicacie and is often fought over.
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The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.
friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
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