squeef

a seeping queef

oh damn i just squeefed

by squeefer69 December 30, 2020

Squeef

Anybody who makes up shit for the Urban Dictionary to hype up their own name. It's a mix between Stanky and Queef.

Hype: "Can you believe Lakeisha added her own name to the Urban Dictionary?"
Bill: "Yeah, that bitch be Squeef for sure!"

by anonymous March 5, 2021

Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.

When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and they both come out as one Squeef!

by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022

Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.

When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and it comes out as one Squeef!

by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022

Squeef

a squirt queef

“omg i just squeefed”

by ryrynicole January 7, 2023