Squampton

Squamish, British Columbia, aka Squamish is a small(ish) mountain town located in between Vancouver and the ski resort Whistler. The origin of the name is from when Squamish was a logging town and the town was so boring it drove most people to drugs and became sketchy, the young mountain bikers in the community on the other hand were training in the amazing mountainous terrain in Squamish. When they would win at races the riders from the other towns would make fun of Squamish calling it squampton, but hey the kids were still winning.

“Where you from?”

“Straight outta squampton”

by kidwholikesmountains January 13, 2021

squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

Squam

Verb used to describe any act of aggression including, hitting, kicking, stabbing, popping, puncturing, etc.

"You should consider squamming that zit on your face"

"I will squam you in the head with this brick"

by StevieHC November 2, 2007

squam

an act of omitting any liquid out one's asshole or vagina, particularly after hot steamy unprotected sex

"After that nigga came in my pussy, i had to squam to get all nut out."

by bjboss March 28, 2009

squampton

Canada's version of Compton. It is situated west of Victoria, BC, and is frequented by gangs, whores, lots of crack and posers. Possibly the worst place to walk around after 11pm on Vancouver Island.

Guy 1: Duuude, what the fuck happened to you?
Guy 2: I walked around squampton and got the boots
Guy 1: What did you expect, fuckhead?
Guy 2: Shut up.

by ex-esq December 21, 2010

squam

to hit something squarely, as though targeting a bullseye

The bitch knocked him squam in the nuts.

by desertfrog April 24, 2006

Squampster

Equal to one square hampster.

Meteorologist: "There will be about over 9000 squampsters of snow tonight!"

by Mr. Smith & Mr. Brown February 23, 2010