spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk
man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!
by headache December 18, 2003
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Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.
Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!
by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005
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Float a spud

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
by CABoots January 24, 2017
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Spud

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.
"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"
by anon6565 December 28, 2005
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spud head

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution
by Olib January 29, 2008
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Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.
I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
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Spud Plug

When your girl is about scream(during sex) you shove mashed potatoes into her mouth
“I was in the middle of railing her, and I hit her with spud plug.”
If you want her to never get to call you again, hit her with a spud plug.
by GigglesMcGee69 March 23, 2019
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