storkin it

The act of ejaculating inside a box and sending it to your significant other.

Jack: Me and Sadie are trying to get pregnant.

Shaun: She lives on the opposite side of the country, how?

Jack: I'm storkin it

storkin it by CornDogg07 April 19, 2024

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Šporki Ante

A sex move where the guy (often called Ante) cums in his wife’s mouth and demand her to French kisses back to him.

Also known as “Dirty Ante”

Yo gang I just did a šporki Ante on Maddie it was wild ong.

Šporki Ante by Maka S March 10, 2025

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Related Words

sporkin' • sporking • sparkin • Sportin' • spookin • Sporkie • sorkin • Spockin • Šporki Ante • Smorkin

Sportin girl

Slang term for a hooker in the wild west. Made famous by probably one of the best cowboy series (and better than any movie) ever made - Lonsome Dove.

I was wonderin if I could find me one of those sportin girls in town.

Sportin girl by HARDCASHISKING April 13, 2025

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Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

Sporking by Halos X January 2, 2026

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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

Hot Rod Sporking by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

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