by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021
I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by h0mer November 17, 2017
Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.
by Not Ericc January 30, 2020
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 4, 2010
a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.
by person...... July 8, 2010
Spontaneous Bootay is the spontaneous bootay of spontaneousness which is normally spontaneous for a bootay
by blacksfprtmtena;; August 7, 2021