SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
by marty donnellon March 31, 2004
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sponge-worthy

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!
Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!
by Marion A. Wilhelm June 26, 2006
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sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.
I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.
by Bubba the Love Sponge April 26, 2004
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STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.
Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.
by John_Stamos_xxx April 15, 2020
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Pain-sponge

A pain sponge is a very strong person. They enjoy being vented to and "soaking up others pain" because they are extremely sympathetic. They usually never express their negative feelings, or tell people their problems, because they don't like to worry people. Pain sponges live for the sole purpose of making people happy. It can be dangerous to be a pain sponge or emotionally close to one (i.e. close friends, lover, etc.) because once they soak up enough pain (I note that it is a very high amount) they will have a breakdown, or the sponge will "squeeze the pain out" of themselves.
I just so happen to be a pain-sponge. I listen to other peoples problems but never share my own, because I wouldn't want to worry them.
by CoolioEmilio April 22, 2012
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soul sponge

A sponge of soul. Term used in a creative field or a profession.

1.) A soul parasite sometimes posing as a mentor. Forms a symbiotic relationship with younger hosts draining their life energy. Often a successful ivy league carrier individual with no talent.

2.) Your companies management who see you as naive and flaky, often laugh and remind you that your ideas will never work, then turn around and profit from them.

3.) producers, editors, creative directors, design partners
'I cant believe professor Nitwit stole your thesis project'
'I know! what a soul sponge'
by HS-2000 July 05, 2009
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Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.
Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy
by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021
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