splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

Splimpf

A joint rolled large enough to share with all the people. Enough marijuana rolled for several people to get very high.

Snoop rolls a tight Splimpf for his entourage, so that it will burn even and long.

by Berndt August 23, 2016

Splompee

To behave just as messy as being pissed.

Jo was acting very splompee today, her priorities were all over the place. And were talking in slurring terms.

by Long Johns May 27, 2017

Slampiece

Somebody who is used only to have sex with. Not dating material or worth respecting in the eyes of the douche who uses this word.

Friends: "What are you doing tonight?"

Twat: "Summoning my slampiece and having a good time."

Friends: "Dickhead."

by Ocean-eyes October 13, 2019

Spramps

A man who uses wikepedia quotes as weapons

Don't get yourself in an argument with the Spramps, you'll never win

by Kubbs March 21, 2022

Slampig

1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.

Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.

Me: I've had a rough week. This weekend, we should take some slampigs.

Huey: SLAMPIG CITY!!!!!

by Oscar Bones August 20, 2010

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005